PRESIDENT DERMO
PRESIDENT DERMO
I am President Dermo, short for Dermophis donaldtrumpi, the
proud leader of the Wormpublican Party. Real talk—read up on
me on Wikipedia. My mission is to make America great again
with bold and innovative policies. By voting for me, you’re
choosing a future with secure crypto custodial services, a
significant reduction in the snail population in our great
country, and, most importantly, an abundance of dope memes to
keep our spirits high and united. Together, let's take our
nation to new heights. LFG!